User:Chenjiajia9411/工作区

测试

开始

请诚实！我们不喜欢撒谎者！

你要做这个测试吗？ (1，我们当然知道你要做)
嗯，好，首先...
- 求求你让我开始测试吧！ (10，不过请平静下来)
- 这个看上去是对时间的极大浪费。 (−10000，你这个浪费时间的家伙！)
- Zzzzzzzzzz... (-200，起床！)
你能明白如何做这个测试吗？ (10，不错，你知道基础了)
这个测试被编辑多少次了？
- 0次？ (−25，绝对不可能！）
- 1次? (−20，嗯，我不是这么想的)
- 100次 (−5，快到了)
- 1,000次 (1，接近了)
- 5,000次 (25，很接近了)
- 超过 9,000!!! 次 (1, what's wrong with a few memes here and there?)
- 1,000,000次 (5，不可能)
- 3,450,445次 (-55，差得远了)
- 1,000,000,000,000,000 (−10，这是个很愚蠢的答案不是吗？)
- 或者就是次数太多了数不过来？ (1，有可能哦)
  - 或者你数过了？ (5000，你怎么办到的？)
    - 你是刚才才开始数的吗？ (-5001，不错的尝试)
如果你以前做过这个测试，你得到了五百以上的分数吗？ (20)
- 超过1000？ (50)
- 超过1500？ (100)
- 超过2500？ (150)
- 超过5000? (200)
- 超过9000?! (600)
- 超过20000?! (2000，天哪)
- 超过50000?! (10000)
- 超过100000?!?! (20000，世外高人)
- 超过500000?!?!?! (100000，哦我的老天)
  - 真的?! (1000000，传奇)
你真的恨维基百科吗？ (−9999999999，立马给我滚到结果那里去)

你使用维基百科的频率

你通常一周至少用一次维基百科？ (1)
你通常一天至少用一次维基百科？ (11，我们佩服你对我们的忠诚)
你通常一天至少用维基百科超过一个小时？ (40)
- ... 超过两个小时？ (50)
- ... 超过三个小时？ (60)
- ... 超过四个小时？ (80)
- ... 超过六个小时？ (150)
- ... 超过八个小时？ (275)
- ... 超过十二个小时？ (400)
- ... 超过十八个小时？ (600)
- ... 一天二十四小时都在用？ (3000，你必须喝很多红牛了)
- ... 一天三十小时都在用？ (−1000，笨蛋，一天只有24小时！)
  - ... 但如若一天有那么长你就一定会这么做?(-1000,先学会数数去吧！)
    - ... 可你并非地球人，所以时制不一样？(2000, a3fh89h3pfe89hdf89af89h8casdfiohaiof，中文:这下我把分数都还给你了!)
- ... 一天超过九千小时都在用？ (9001)
你每天上网的时间超过60%是在使用维基百科吗？(30)
- ... 70%至80%？ (40)
- ... 80%至95%？ (90)
- ... 95%？ (100)
- ... 100% ？？(-200, 你又撒谎！你难道不看看你的电子邮箱吗？还有你的工作呢……)
  - ... 真的？ (1000，太可怕了)
- ... 1000%？ (−300，说真的，你真的在读这个东西吗？)
- ... 少于10%? (−10, 少来这冒充维基百科狂！)
- ... 0%，除了来做这个测试？(-2000, 你来这捣什么乱……)
- ... 1%？ (−100)
- ... 0.1% (−100，你怎么算出来的？)
- ... 0.01% (−1000，不错的尝试)
- ... 0.001% (−10000，滚！)
- ... 0.0001% (−100000，滚出去！！)
- ... −1% (−1000000，给劳资滚出去！！)
Do you think you're using a significant portion of Wikipedia's bandwidth? (12)
- Do you think you use more than 80 kiB of Wikipedia's bandwidth a day? (40)
- ... 180 kB? (60)
- ... 280 kB? (80)
- ... 1080 kB? (200)
- ... 10 MB? (500)
  - ... that wasn't on file downloads? (−400, liar!)
- ... 100 TB? (−20, yeah right!!!)
  - ... really? (2000)
  - ... Do you not even understand what any of that means? (20, we respect your honesty)
    - ... Did you just look that up for the points? (−100)
      - ... on Google? (−1000, get out of here, traitor)
- ... 1 YB?
  - ... That's not even all the information in the world combined. (-1000)
Do you feel guilty about not having enough time to edit Wikipedia? (6)
- Do you feel guilty about editing Wikipedia too much? (40, plus maybe a WikiBreak)
Have you been using (editing) Wikipedia for a day to a week? (4)
- A week to a month? (15)
- A month to four? (30)
- Four months to a year? (78)
- A year to two? (305)
- Two years to four? (700)
- Four years to 23岁342天? (1200)
- More than 23岁343天? (−3500, smartypants... literally...)
- Really? (2012, you must be a former nupedian)
Do you have Wikipedia bookmarked? (4)
- Did you just bookmark it for the points? (−350, desperate... but nice try)
Is Wikipedia set as your home page? (15)
- Was Wikipedia formerly your homepage, but recently changed? (−1, traitor...)
Is Wikipedia in your browser's search bar? (9)
- Did you just put Wikipedia in your browser's search bar just for the points? (-9, nice try)
Did a Wikipedia page end up in your "most visited pages" list? (10)
- In the top rank? (50)
- Was it your user page? (−10, spend less time there)
  - Was it your user sub-page? (−10, spend less time there too)
- Was it a page in the Wikipedia, Template or Talk namespaces? (25)
  - Was it this page? (50)
    - Did you just refresh the page over and over again for those points? (−55, cheater)
      - Are you annoyed at having lost your check marks in the automated version because of having refreshed the page? (−100, ha ha)
- Are ALL of your "most visited" slots Wikipedia pages? (100, awesome)
  - Did you just clear your history and then reload this page to do that? (−400, ha ha, you should have learned that three lines above)
Have you had Wikipedia open in more than one window/tab at a time? (4)
- More than two? (6)
- More than three? (8)
- More than five? (10)
- More than ten? (25)
- More than thirty? (60)
- More than fifty? (120, and problems...)
- More than one hundred?! (600, did your browser crash by now?)
- More than one thousand?!?! (5000, and a repair for your computer)
- More than one million!??! (−1000, liar, even Firefox should have been crashed by now, and such a number of tabs would be impossible)
  - Really? (10000, and has Google Chrome even crash yet?!?!?!)
Have you used Wikipedia on more than one browser at a time? (16)
- More than 5? (11)
- Is one of those browsers Internet Explorer? (-5, switch to a new browser immediately)
  - Internet Explorer 9? (100, we love IE9)
  - Internet Explorer 8? (50, get the beta IE9, not that we hate IE8, it's just that IE9 is better)
  - Internet Explorer 7? (25)
  - Internet Explorer 6? (10, upgrade yourself)
  - Internet Explorer 5? (1, upgrade yourself)
  - Internet Explorer 4? (0, upgrade yourself now)
  - Internet Explorer 3? (-1)
  - Internet Explorer 2? (-10, UPGRADE YOUR BROWSER NOW!!!)
  - Internet Explorer 1? (-100, what OS do you have, Windows 3.1?!)
Have you vandalized Wikipedia on one browser and then gone on another browser to revert the edit? (−1000, YOU VANDAL, CHEATER, AND LIAR!!)
Have you ever made a sockpuppet of another account pretending to be them? (−2000, GET YOUR BUTT OUTTA HERE!!)
Have you ever made a sockpuppet and then keep warning them about unconstructive edits? (−1000, YOU FOOL!!)
Have you ever made a sockpuppet and sent messages to them with your master account? (−4000, I need a list of your sockpuppets)
Have you ever used Wikipedia to further your work related projects? (25, good for you)
- More than 5 projects? (200)
- More than 10 projects? (400)
- More than 30 projects? (600)
- More than 50 projects? (800, and a visit to the doctor...)
- More than 100 projects?! (1000, we admire your active use of Wikipedia)
- More than 1000 projects?!?!?! (10000, we highly admire your active use of Wikipedia)
- More than 9000!!!!!! projects!??!?!?!? (1000001, win)

Where you use Wikipedia

Have you used Wikipedia from more than one computer in the past week? (5)
- ... more than five? (51)
- ... more than ten? (141)
- ... more than twenty? (331)
- ... more than fifty?! (621)
- ... more than 100?! (−821, liar you would have to use at least 14 computers a day!)
  - Really? (1011, you must travel around a lot)
  - ... did you edit Wikipedia on those computers? (10)
    - ... all those computers? (200)
Have you edited Wikipedia from more than one operating system in the past week? (10)
Do you edit Wikipedia from work or school? (50 points, GET BACK TO WORK!!!)
- Do you get annoyed when you see a "You have new messages" banner when other users have been vandalizing on the IP address you are using? (5)
  - Do you make administration aware of the vandalism? (10, good for you)
    - Did they block Wikipedia entirely when you inquired about it? (−20, ouch)
Do you edit Wikipedia on a laptop? (36)
- Did you just steal a laptop so you could get the points? (-300, go back to your cell)
Do you edit Wikipedia on a tablet computer? (35)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia from the Moon? (8000, plus an additional 5000 for each alien you convinced to join)
- Are you currently taking test on the Moon? (2000)
  - Did you just hijack a spacecraft so you could get to the Moon for points? (-900000, NASA HATES YOU!)
    - Did your spaceship stop in mid-air and fall down? (-1, ha)
Do you hook up to Wikipedia over a wireless Internet connection? (13)
- Do you edit Wikipedia articles while over such a connection? (9)
- Is that connection in a restaurant? (7)
- Did you pick that restaurant because of the wireless connection? (5)
Have you ever paid for a wireless internet connection used to hit the wiki? (15)
- In flight? (33)
  - Are you taking the test while in flight? (133)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia while taking a bath because you found it made the experience even more relaxing? (800)
- Did dropping your portable computer device into the tub electrocute you? (1, SERVES YOU RIGHT!)
Have you edited Wikipedia while driving? (−500, You're insane)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia on a non-computer device, such as a Wii, PS3, PSP, DS, iPod Touch, iPad or mobile phone? (50, for each)
- If you have any devices that run on iPhone OS, do you own the Official Wikipedia app? (10)
  - Did you just buy an iPod Touch/iPad/iPhone just to get the wiki app? (16, impressive)
    - While watching your favorite TV show? (20)
      - While watching TV, listening to music on the computer and two or more stereos and playing video games? (190, and an award for being a freakishly good multi-tasker)
      - Were you updating the storyline real-time? (60)
While at a party or visiting a significant other, did you feel a need to check your watchlist? (20)
- Did you ask somebody if you could use their computer to check Wikipedia? (40)
- Did you leave the party/significant other so you could check it? (80)
  - Did your significant other get back at you by stealing your computer? (-200 and a marriage counselling class)
Do you actually use Wikipedia at public computers, even if some pages advise you not to? (5)
- Or do you uncheck the "Remember me" box when logging in? (15)
  - Do you usually uncheck that box anyway? (5)
Do you use Wikipedia when you are waiting for a flight? (20)
- ...when you should be on a flight? (50, you're a money waster!)
- Do you find yourself importing Wikipedia's reference, navigation, and infobox templates? (10)
Have you edited Wikipedia on a SmartBoard? (90)
- Was that SmartBoard in a school classroom? (125)
  - Did you break into said school just to use Wikipedia on the SmartBoard?!?! (−750, and a jail sentence)
    - Did you break in to use Wikipedia on the SmartBoard, just to LOSE POINTS on this test?!?!?!?! (1, Ha! in your face, criminal...)
Have you edited at your friends' house? (10)
- At your BF/GF's House? (20)
  - Did they dump you? (1 for consolation)
- At your parents' House? (10)
  - ... because you live with your parents? (−40, for cheating the above question)
  - ... but you think that the above question is unfair because you are still a minor? (50)
- At your grandparent's house? (20)
- At your aunt's/uncle's house? (30)
- At the house of a guy you met five minutes ago? (1000, you've got nuts)
(Good grief! Are all you kiddies under 30?)
- At your daughter's/son's house? (−25, you're being rude)
- At your granddaughter's/grandson's house? (25, you're being cool)
- You just go into friend's house just to edit Wikipedia? (−10000, you're cheating!)
Have you edited Wikipedia on mind-controlled computer? (50000, and teach me how to open 6th sense)
- Did you just buy a mind-control book to get the points? (-50001, hahaha)

When you use Wikipedia

Do you use the shortcut keys when using Wikipedia? (3)
Have you gotten ideas about articles from your dreams? (10)
- Have you gotten dreams from your ideas about articles? (50)
Have you edited from the previous evening until 1 o'clock in the morning (local time)? (50)
- ... until 4:00 AM? (120)
- ... until 7:00 AM? (250)
- ... until 10:00 AM? (400, and some sleeping pills)
- ... until 17:00 PM? (620, very good)
- ... until 12:00 FM? (−500, liar, that time doesn't exist!)
  - I'm not on Earth, so possible to have more than 24 hours (750)
- Do you consume energizing drinks to keep you up? (5)
Do you hold Wikipedia nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending a certain number of hours editing Wikipedia? (20)
- Do you get people to join you in such an event? (30)
  - Do you make it a party? (100)
    - ... and continue in the morning, without any sleep, sacrificing important daytime things to continue editing? (180)
      - Has such behavior made you nocturnal? (150)
        are you nocturnal to begin with? (10)
Do you wake up to find yourself editing Wikipedia? (40)
Have you ever browsed Wikipedia while on the phone with your significant other/parents/boss? (6)
Have you edited Wikipedia while engaging in sexual intercourse? (2000, you're SICK!!)
- ... do you always do this? (3000, you have a case of wikiphilia)
  - while doing any other activity? (2000, plus 100 for each other activity. You get admission into mental hospital and a good multi-tasking award)
    - ...always? (3000, plus 200 for each other activity. You get admission into mental hospital and a awesome multi-tasking award)
Have you edited Wikipedia while eating? (10)
- ... do you do this more than half the time? (20)
- ... always? (60)
Have you edited a Wikipedia article while listening to its spoken format? (50)
- Did you create that version of the spoken format? (250)
- ...while listening to a completely unrelated article? (100)
  - Did this make you accidentally enter irrelevant information into the article you are editing? (−120)
Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit Wikipedia? (10)
- More than three? (20)
  - Are you breaking a rule now? (−20 for bad behavior)
  - ... but do you feel that visiting Wikipedia is worth the consequences of breaking a rule? (30 for dedication)
Did you steal a computer just so you could use Wikipedia? (−5000, and a prison sentence)
Have you ever used Wikipedia for a research project and found yourself sidetracked to other articles that interest you? (9)
Have you taken a WikiBreak and you were "successful"? (−20)
- ... or did you come back immediately during your Wikibreak? (20)
  - ... but pretended it still counted because you only checked your watchlist and did not edit? (−5)
  - ... and made notes of what you would edit when you returned? (50)
- ... did you manage to stay away for over a month? (−50)
  - ... completely? (−200 - Never hurts to check the watchlist for the worst of changes)
- ... or do you not know what a Wikibreak is? (−1, you don't want to)
- ... or is it impossible for you to take a Wikibreak? (100)
- ... or do you feel horrified when you see a Wikibreak template? (1, and a WikiCookie)
Have you ever used the Javascript Wikibreak Enforcer, because you knew you wouldn't be able to stay away otherwise? (50)
- Did you panic as soon as you hit the save key after setting it? (25)
  - or did you relax and not worry about it? (100, Good for you!)
  - Did you sneak back in using a doppelganger account to disable it? (−200, and your keyboard gets hidden)
  - Did you turn off Javascript to stop it working? (−500, That's naughty!!!)
  - Did you alter your system time so it wouldn't kick in? (−1000, − Now that's plain out of order! :O )
Have you ever attempted to leave Wikipedia for good? (−300, mean)
- Did you fail? (45)
- Have you reached your 50% of your previous number of edits per month? (−50, but it's probably for the best)
  - 100%? (50)
  - 200%? (500, and check to make sure your partner isn't packing their things)
  - 300%? (5000, and check to make sure your partner isn't packing your things)
Have you ever paid way too much money for airport wireless connection while waiting for a flight, just so that you could visit Wikipedia and make sure it had not fallen apart? (50, have more faith in the servers)
Have you not spoken/interacted with any family members for 1 month due to editing Wikipedia? (40)
- 2 months? (70)
- 3 months? (100)
- 6 months? (300)
- 1 year?! (1200, You should at least socialize with them!)
- Or you can't remember the time due to editing Wikipedia so much? (125)
Have you ever pulled your car up outside of a restaurant with wireless so that you could "borrow" their Internet for a quick peek at Wikipedia? (70)
- ... do you do this every day? (200)
When writing something for school or work, do you often start trying to add internal links (or other Wiki formatting code) to it? (50)
- Copying and pasting? (−20, naughty shortcut)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia during a thunderstorm? (100, very risky though)
- Were you ever struck by lightning while editing Wikipedia? (−500, LIAR!)
  - Were you really? (1000, you're dedicated to the cause)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia when you were in a hurricane? (1000, super risky, and the window of your house could have broken)
- Near the eye? (−1000, your house could have blown away)
  - In the eye? (5000, you take every opportunity!)
    - ... because the building you were in was hurricane-proof, for example those in Hong Kong? (1000, now I understand you're safe)
- ... editing the article about the hurricane? (50 for your contribution to current events)
Have you ever looked for the answer to a quiz show question on Wikipedia? (6)
Have you ever cheated by using Wikipedia on a school test to get a better grade? (−5, we don't like cheating)
- Did the teacher see it and you get a bad grade? (+20, we feel compassionate towards you)
- Did the teacher see it and gave you an F− ? (100, we feel sorry)

What you do on Wikipedia

Editing

Are you an administrator? (1000)
A bureaucrat? (2900)
A steward? (3500)
Did you create this test? (−10, liar)
- ...Really? (1000)
Did you edit this test? (50)
- Did you just edit this test just to get the points? (−60, cheater)
Did you vandalize this test? (−1000, come on, shut your computer down. NOW!)
- Did you start vandalising the test just then so you could get a kick out of losing points? (-100000000, GET OUT OF HERE. NOW. JUST... JUST GO AWAY.)
Have you started new articles? (3)
- ... 5-24 articles? (6)
- ... 25-99 articles? (30)
- ... more than 100 articles? (300)
- ... more than 500 articles? (1000, insane)
- ... more than 1,000 articles? (5000, very insane)
- ... exactly 1,455,669 articles? (−1000, LIAR!)
  - Really? (1000000, wow...)
Do you make redirect pages? (1)
- Have you made more than 10? (11)
  - ... more than 100? (111)
  - ... more than 1,000? (191)
  - ... more than 10,000? (2000)
  - ... more than 1,000,000? (−2000, yeah right!)
    - ... really? (3500, you're crazier than I thought)
- ... and use the proper redirect templates to indicate their type? (10)
Have you made more than 1,000 edits on Wikipedia? (30)
- ... more than 4,000? (150)
- ... more than 10,000? (350)
- ... more than 25,000? (900)
- ... more than 50,000?! (1750, go outside)
- ... exactly 85,093,630? (−1000, FAIL)
- ... really? (9000,WIN)
Have you (not a bot you created) made more than 10 edits in one day? (1)
- ... more than 50? (10)
- ... more than 100? (50)
- ... more than 1,000? (500, and a life)
- ... more than 10,000? (−1000, you LIAR!!)
  - ... 85,093,630? (9000, ANOTHER WIN)
Have you made more than 1,000 edits in a single calendar month? (200)
- ... more than 2,000? (350)
- ... more than 4,000? (500)
- ... more than 8,000? (800, are you serious?!?)
- ... more than 100,000?? (−1000, pop go the servers)
- ... 85,093,630? (−5000, you lie like a sleepy dog)
  - ... have you really? (2500 and a wikibreak)
Do you comment on articles or engage in discussions? (20)
Do you wander on Wikipedia looking for something to contribute to? (16)
- Do you not find anything? (-100, wow... there are so many things to contribute to... FAIL)
  - ... but do you think that that question is unfair because... well... you just want more consolation points? (-1, sad...)
Do you request that articles be created, improved, expanded, deleted, etc.? (5)
Do you actually do these yourself? (20)
Have you requested a new software feature, or reported a bug, in the last few weeks? (2)
- Do you abuse bugs you find for your own nefarious purposes? (-100, jerk)
Do you try to put an edit summary on ALL of your edits? (3)
- Do you freak out when you realize you've forgotten your edit summary? (50)
- Or have you set your preferences to force an edit summary? (100, good job)
- When changing your preferences, do you tend to prepare an edit summary, only to find out there isn't a place to type it in? (15)
  - Do you try to put an edit summary on every single website, such as a blog, that you can edit, but realize there isn't a place to type it in? (50)
Have you ever moved a page? (5)
- ... more than 10? (11)
- ... more than 100? (50)
- ... more than 500? (100)
- ... you can't remember, due to having moved so many? (300)
Have you ever contributed significantly to an article in order to make it featured, and succeeded? (77)
- 2-4 articles? (130)
- 5-10 articles? (400)
- 11-19 articles? (999, and a barnstar)
- 20+ articles? (2000, and two more barnstars)
  - Did you create that/those article(s)? (50, per article)
Do you hate to do "serious" research on Wikipedia because it's more fun to edit it? (11)
Do you regularly participate in XFDs (articles, categories, redirects, templates, user categories, images, stub types, miscellaneous)? (50)
Do you regularly participate in deletion review? (70)
Do you belong to a WikiProject? (8)
- 2 or more? (16)
- 5 or more? (40)
- 10 or more? (85)
Have you ever created a WikiProject? (25)
- ... more than 3? (100)
- ... more than you have fingers? (250)
- ... do you have fewer than 1 fingers? (−255, for cheating the above question)
  - ...did you cut off your fingers just so you could answer that, then realize that you lost points? (−10000, and go to the emergency room)
- Has it existed for at least 6 months and is active? (30, per WikiProject)
Have you ever nominated an article for speedy deletion? (5)
- More than 10? (25)
- More than 100? (150)
  - Is it because you are a new page patroller? (50)
  - Is it because you created it as a test? (−30)
  - Have you memorized all of the CSD criteria? (75)
  - Or just a handful? (10)
If you're an administrator, have you ever uploaded a deleted article to Deletionpedia? (30)
- More than 10? (50)
- More than 50? (100)
- More than 100? (200)
  - Had you deleted any of those articles? (10, for each one)
  - Had you created any of those articles? (−20, for each one — as an administrator, you should be setting a good example)
When you see an article that needs to be wikified, do you place the {{wikify}} tag on it, and hope somebody else will get around to it? (5)
- Did you appropriately date it? (10)
- Or did you wikify it yourself? (21)
Have you ever de-orphaned an article? (5)
- More than 50? (75)
Have you ever proposed an article for deletion with the prod template? (5)
Have you ever contested a prod on an article you had nothing to do with, but disagree with the prod? (10)
Have you ever supported a prod using the prod2 template? (10)
- More than 100? (123)
Have you ever participated in an WP:RFA? (5)
- More than 25? (50)
- Do you include reasons for your vote? (10)
  - Or do you just go with the flow and cause snowballs? (−5)
Have you ever been offered a nomination for adminship by another editor? (100)
- By yourself? (−10)
- Did you turn it down? (−5)
  - To focus on editing for real content? (50)
  - To avoid losing your job and/or significant other? (−100, but it was worth it)
- Did you have an unsuccessful RFA? (1, for pity)
  - Do you want to run again in a few months taking into account everything everybody said? (100, we won't give up on you!)
    - Did you run the day after your first RFA failed? (−70, don't do that)
  - Was your RFA closed early per "WP:NOTNOW"? (−50, you might want to read that)
Have you ever been the subject of an RfA? (50)
- Did you accept to gain social standing? (20)
- Did you accept to gain specific tools? (40)
Have you ever requested a page to be semiprotected in response to heavy vandalism? (8)
- Or do you request page protection because you don't want anybody to edit "your article"? (−30)
  - Did that article you requested get protected because of the reason above? (1)
  - Or was it not protected because it wasn't a good reason to protect the page? (−10, good)
Do you edit articles in foreign languages? (100)
- Even if you don't understand them? (−20)
  - Do you use babel fish for your edit summaries? (50)
Have you edited in Portal:Current events? (10)
Have you gone to Wikipedia:Reward board or Wikipedia:Bounty board? (5)
- Completed a request on one of the boards? (10)
  - Both of the boards? (20)
    - In the past 5 minutes, just to get points on this test? (−50, you silly one)
      - have you won or given more than 10 barnstars and/or more than $50 from the boards? (100)
Have you ever requested a Peer review? (1)
- Have you ever reviewed a Peer review? (20)
  - Do you review Peer review requests every day? (250)
  - Have you noticed that Peer review is in serious trouble due to lack of reviewers, and that is why the previous questions are worth so many points? (11)
    - are you upset because that one wasn't? (12)
Have you ever been in an edit conflict? (5)
- ... more than 25? (50)
- ... more than 100? (125)
- ... too many to count? (200)
- ... with yourself? (150)
  - ... more than three times? (1000)
  - ... more than six times? (2000, woah)
  - ... more than 100 times? (3000, cool, we hope you are still alive.)
Do you look at the newspaper everyday at the recent deaths to see if a notable living person has died, so you can put {{recentdeath}} and take off the BLP tag on the talk page? (10, you are now updater of servers)
Have your edits caused major controversy? (−1)
- Have these edits been vandalism? (−250)
Have you ever browsed through an article's page history just to see different versions of the page? (10)
- Just to see who was the first person to start the article? (15)
Have you ever placed a taboo word on a Wikipedia article? (−20, naughty naughty!)
- ... Or you typed it because it helped the article? (25, but it still doesn't change the fact that you're an %$&#!)
  - Are you offended? (2, good, you should be!)
Have you edited a stub into a normal article? (100, we thank you for your contributions)
- ... 3 times? (500, we like you for your contributions)
- ... 10 times? (2500, we love you for your contributions)
- ... 25 times? (2500, you expand Wikipedia epicly)
- ... 50 times? (2500, one word: INSANE)
  - Have you nominated any of these articles for DYK? (10)
    - ... was it accepted? (5)
Have you, in your impatience for others to edit an article, brought an article all the way from a sub-stub or stub to featured article status? (1000)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia so much that you broke your computer and had to buy a new one? (1000, very addicted)
- 2 computers? (2000)
- 3 computers? (3000)
- 4 computers? (4000)
- 5 computers? (−5000, liar!)
  - Really? (6000, be careful not to kill this computer!)
    - Was that warning too late? (−50000, LIAR!!!)
      - Really? (59000, what are you taking the test from?)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 4th Dimension? (5000)
1. Did you get into a tesseract? (9876543210, you're crazy)
- Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 5th Dimension? (30000)
- Have you ever edited Wikipedia to the 10th Dimension? (100000, One word... EPIC)
Have you ever edited Wikipedia in the future? (1000, I want your time machine)
- Have you ever edited Wikipedia back to the future? (5000, I want your flux capacitor)

Special pages

Do you click on Random article at least once a day (just because you're bored)? (4)
- Is the Wikipedia Random article your home page? (25)
- Have you ever clicked Random article and gotten an article you have already edited? (100)
  - Has this happened several times? (200)
  - Several times a day? (1000)
  - So often you're starting to get annoyed? (5000)
  - So often you've lost faith in the number of articles on Wikipedia? (−1000, I find your lack of faith disturbing!)
Do you check Recent changes almost every day? (2)
- Do you check Recent changes more than ten times a day? (7)
- Do you have Recent changes bookmarked? (3)
- Is Recent changes your homepage? (5)
- Do you have it open and told your browser to refresh it every 5 seconds? (100)
  - do you check every edit in recent changes for possible vandalism? (300)
  - ... are you on the recent changes patrol? (180)
  - do you do the same with new pages? (100)
  - Do you not know what recent changes is? (−10, and find out)
Do you manage to get the same list of changes on Recent changes twice? (20)
- ... because of a database lockdown? (1)
Do you check your watchlist almost every day? (2)
- Do you check your watchlist more than ten times a day? (10)
- More than 25 times a day? (20)
- Is your watchlist your homepage? (40)
  - ... do you check your watchlist more than any other page on the Internet? (100)
    - ... more than 100 times more often than you check your email inbox? (120)
- Do you not know what a watchlist is? (−10, and find out)
Do you have more than 30 items in your watchlist? (5)
- ... more than 100? (30)
- ... more than 500? (120)
- ... more than 2,000? (400)
- ... more than 5,000?! (901)
- ... more than 10,000?!?!?! (1802, you may need to remove some items from your watchlist...)
- ... 1,455,669!!!!???!!!??!?! (2000, and serious issues.)
- ... do you look through your entire watchlist for any vandalism since the last time you checked it? (30)
  - ... do you use popups for this purpose? (20)
  - ... do popups freeze your computer sometimes? (30)
  - ... do you close the window, go back to Wikipedia, and log back onto your watchlist everytime this happens? (50)
Have you had to change your watchlist edit threshold? (10)
- To more than 1000 edits? (200)
Is this page on your watchlist? (34)
- Did you just add it to increase your score? (−68)
Have you used more than 20 different special pages? (20)

Images

Have you created an account in Wikimedia Commons to upload images? (100, good)
Have you uploaded images to Wikimedia Commons? (200, nice)
- More than 1? (22)
- More than 10? (75)
- More than 50? (175)
- More than 100? (475)
- Less than 0? (−3000, fool)
Have you ever uploaded a picture or photograph to Wikipedia? (11)
- More than 1? (22)
- More than 10? (75)
- More than 50? (175)
- More than 100? (475)
- Less than 0? (−3000, fool)
- Did you include the appropriate usage templates? (11)
  - Did you release all your self-created images under a Creative Commons license? (15)
  - Did you release all your self-created images into the public domain? (20)
- Did you upload copyrighted images and use false templates to keep the picture from being deleted? (−665, naughty, naughty)
- Did you upload an image and claim appropriate fair use and appropriately explained it? (31)
  - Have you put a fair use image in userspace? (−50)
  - Or do you not care one bit about fair use and don't know what it is? (−200, find out and start caring!)
Have you uploaded a picture you created, e.g. designed in an image editing program/vector drawing tool, not taken with a camera? (10)
Have you ever traveled for longer than thirty minutes out of your way just to take a photo for a Wikipedia article? (100)
Have you ever planned vacations in part to take pictures for Wikipedia? (150)
Have you ever paid for (purchased) an item (archived article, song, book, etc.) solely to have access to it in order to improve the content of an article you were editing? (10)
- Have you purchased 2–5 items? (20)
  - Or 5–50 items? (100)
    - More than 50 items? (300)
    - Have you spent more than $1,000,000 on items, solely to improve Wikipedia? (999999, we love you!)
- Did you plagiarize the content you had purchased, rather than following Wikipedia standards for using sources? (−900)
  - Do you justify the plagiarism because at least the content's creator made some money off your purchase? (−1205)
Have you ever taken a photograph, or produced a drawing or diagram that became featured? (150)
- 2-5 pictures? (201)
- 6-15 pictures? (350)
- 16+ pictures? (600)
- −1 pictures? (0, moron)
Have you ever tagged an image for deletion (Commons images count, too)? (5)
- More than 5? (20)
- More than 25? (25)
- More than 100? (50)
Have you ever gone to view a picture on Wikipedia and it caused a browser glitch? (1)
- Caused your browser to freeze or crash? (10)
  - Caused your entire computer to freeze or crash? (100)
    - ... and then you rebooted and went back to the picture that caused it? (1000)
      - ... and it froze your computer AGAIN? (1000)
  - ... while taking this test? (20)
    - ... and you had to start over? (200 for sympathy)
Did you make and upload a SVG image? (100)
- More than 5? (400)
- More than 10? (1000, That's good vector skills!)

User pages

Do you have your own User page? (2)
- Do you edit it at least once a month? (3)
  - ... at least once a week? (5)
  - ... at least once a day? (8)
  - ... at least 25 times a day? (70)
    - ... have you edited it more than 100 times? (10)
    - ... more than 1000 times? (200)
    - ... more than 10000 times (−5)
    - ... really? (4000)
  - ... never? (−50, no-editor)
    - ... because you think that reverting vandalism and other quality edits are more important than your user page? (51, for self-sacrifice)
Do you have a user subpage? (7)
- 2-5? (17)
- 6-10? (27)
- 11-20? (37)
- 21-35? (47)
- 36-50? (71)
- More than 50? (97)
- More than 100? (300)
- Do you use your user subpages to prepare a template? (15)
- ... to prepare an article? (25)
  - ... an entire group of articles? (74)
- ... to improve or create a WikiProject? (75)
  - ... more than 3? (200)
  - ... has it existed for at least 6 months? (30)
  - ... is it still active? (90)
Have you been awarded at least one barnstar? (30)
- ... at least five? (150, cool)
- ... at least 25? (750)
- ... at least 100? (3000)
  - ... did you randomly award them to yourself just for the points? (−1050, YOU FOOL!)
    - ... are you mad that you awarded them to yourself now? (10, ha)
- ... do you think you deserve a barnstar but no one will award you any? (75, and many people feel your pain...)
Have you ever edited another user's user page (not vandalize)? (3)
- Have you vandalized that user's page? (−125)
  - ... do you have a complex network of sockpuppets to vandalise people's userpages? (−1000, and a ban)
  - ... and told them, even though it's easy enough to find out already? (2, for bravery)
Does your talk page have an archive? (5, plus 1 for each archive after the first)
- Did you archive your talk page after 10 comments or fewer? (−50, −20 for cheating the above question, and −30 more for being too much of a neat freak to be a Wikipediholic)
- Do you have a total of more than 100 posts on your talkpage? (5)
- ... more than 1000? (80)
Does your user page/subpage have userboxes? (1)
- ... more than 5? (25)
- ... more than 10? (45)
- ... more than 50? (175)
- ... more than 100? (275)
- ... more than 300? (485)
- ... a ton? (789)
- ... you have no idea due to the great number of them? (1000)
- ... way too many to count? (1000, you seem to love userboxes...)
  - Is your userpage constituted solely by userboxes? (10000, you REALLY seem to love userboxes...)
Have you ever created a userbox? (10)
- ... more than 5? (50)
- ... more than 10? (150)
- ... more than 50? (300)
- ... more than 100? (500)
- ... a ton? (789)
- ... you have no idea due to the great number of them? (1000)
- ... way too many to count? (1000, you seem to love making userboxes...)
- Have you ever seen a userbox you created on someone else's user page/subpage? (30)
  - ... more than one on the same page/subpage? (100)
Have you gotten an award for having such a great userpage? (50)
- ... have you helped to design others' pages? (100)
Do you place pornography on your user page? (−200, pervert)

Vandalism

Do you vandalize while under an IP? (−5000)
Do you vandalize while logged in? (−2000)
- ... on a non-primary account? (−5000... you think you're so smart, well you're not...)
- ... only on your own user page, vandal boxes/pages, the sandbox, and WP:EUI? (−20)
  - ... do you place pornography on your userpage? (−5000, we were already here!)
    - ... on others' userpages/talkpages? (−5000, sicko)
Have you vandalized Wikipedia at least
- once? (-5, well it could be worse)
- twice? (-299, don't you dare do it again)
- five times? (-1200)
- ten times? (-314159265)
- 25 times? (-100000000000000000)
- 50 times? (-9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999)
- 100 times? (-infinity to the power of infinity)
- 1000 times? (negative infinity to the power of infinity INSTANTLY, because then you lose even more points, don't you?)
Have you ever hacked Wikipedia's calendar? It did get hacked last year. And millions saw it. For you... (-10000)
Did you try to vandalize, but the edit filter stopped you? (−7500, Now don't hack to disable it...)
Have you never ever vandalized Wikipedia? (1)
Have you ever been blocked, and the block was not lifted until it expired? (−10)
Have you been banned or blocked indefinitely? (−1000)
- Because you've requested it? (1000)
  - Because you couldn't sustain your wikibreak? (100)
- ... were you blocked unfairly, and later unblocked? (1000)
Is your main goal in life to vandalize Wikipedia? (−5000 GET OUT OF HERE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!)
Have you ever made nonsensical edits to pages that no one will ever see anyway just because you can? (−10)
- Have you ever reverted those changes out of guilt? (3)
  - ... and then reverted them back (and maybe back again) to increase your edit count? (−1000, get a life)
Have you ever reverted vandalism? (3)
- ... more than 20? (5)
- ... more than 60 times? (30)
- ... more than 100 times? (90)
- ... more than 500 times? (350)
- ... more than 4000 times? (2500, and a life)
- ... more than 10000 times? (7500, and two lives, and a mansion in Omaha)
- ... more than 100000 times? (10000, and ten mansions in Omaha)
- ... 85,093,630 times? (-10000000, not all edits are vandalism, idiot!)
  - Really? (1000000, you must really be strict about vandalism)
- Are you on some sort of vandalism patrol? (25)
- Do you warn the vandals appropriately? (10)
Is your main goal on Wikipedia to revert vandalism? (1200, and maybe edit Wikipedia in some other way?)
- ... have you warned more than 50 vandals? (50)
- Do you use hand-written text to warn vandals to make it more specific to the vandal? (30)
  - ... has this made you a vandal/troll's target? (40, be careful)
- Have you ever reported a vandal to WP:AIV? (5)
  - More than 50? (30)
- Do you use tools like Huggle, VandalProof, MWT, or Twinkle to do so? (40 for each)
Have you ever created a custom userspace template used to warn vandals? (50)
Do you ever dream nightmares about vandals? (25, and a wikibreak)
Have you ever had a disgruntled vandal create a personal attack article named after you or your username that was speedily deleted as a personal attack? (30)
- ... has a person you know in real life vandalised your page or created a now-deleted article about you? (20)
  - ... more than 10 times? (100)
Has a vandal ever vandalized your user page or user talk page? (5 points for each time)
Have you ever been impersonated by a vandal, troll, or abusive sockpuppet? (10)
Have you ever visited a Wikipedia-vandal in real life? (−10)
- Did you yell at him/her? (20)
  - Did he/she kill you? (−2000, get back to your coffin!)
  - Did you kill him/her? (2000, and a prison sentence)
- Was he/she still a vandal afterwards? (−5, try again)
- Did he/she correct his vandalism afterwards all by himself, said sorry and promised never to do it again? (120, per vandal, thank you)
  - Did he/she do it again anyway? (−100)
Are you a rollbacker? (30)
- Are you not a rollbacker, but would like to be one? (50)
- Do you prefer to do it the old-fashioned way because it's more fun? (40)
- When you see vandalism in real life, do you look for the rollback button? (100)
  - Are you mad because you can't find it? (20)
  - Or did you actually find it? (50)
    - Did it work? (100, I want one!)
Did you write a 500-page essay about why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested? (8000)
- ...did you just start writing one to get the points? (−750, good effort though)
- Have you also written this as a Wikipedia article, but then it was deleted which you're really angry about? (−1000, you liar; if you really did, it would say "You are re-creating a page that was deleted" at "Why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested" or at "Wikipedia:Why Wikipedia vandals should be arrested".)
- Have you actually created such a Wikipedia article, but it was deleted and you think the deletion log must be faulty? (500)
  - Are you going to try and fix this problem yourself? (300)
  - Are you also going to badger an administrator into bringing it back onto Wikipedia, or to at the very least upload it to Deletionpedia [1]? (250)
    - Or are you an administrator and will do this yourself? (280)
    - If you're not, are you going to beg an administrator to make you one so you can do it yourself? (400)
  - Or do you own a bot and are going to force it to upload your article to Deletionpedia? (−200, for cruelty to bots)
    - If you don't, are you going to steal someone else's for the purpose? (−2000, and a prison sentence, for both theft and cruelty to bots;— you're almost being as bad as the vandals you think should be arrested, botnapper)
Have you installed an Anti-Vandal tool? (25)
Do you vandalise under your computer's IP? (−60)
- Yes I do! MWAHAHAHA! (−135, you admitted it!)
- You don't? (60, good for you!)
Are you a dog and vandalize Wikipedia? (-1, you're one smart dog)
How often do you vandalise Wikipedia? (−200, you shouldn't do it anyway)
- Once a year? (−1, at least it's only once a year)
- Once every three months? (−4)
- Once every month? (−12)
- Once every fornight? (−26, out the door for you!)
- Once every week? (−52, go on, OUT)
- Every single day in a year? (−365, shoo and don't come back!)
- Every single day for 8742 days?!?!? (−1000, I REALLY hope not!)
  - REALLY?!?!? (−18742, simply GET OUT!!!)
Do you hate Wikipedia so much that you have created a project outside of Wikipedia made to vandalize it so it is useless? (−3000, you're definitely joking)
- YOU REALLY AREN'T JOKING!?!? (−99999999, SHUT DOWN THIS COMPUTER RIGHT NOW AND I'M SERIOUS: YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE FACE OF THE EARTH AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!)
  - Are you just joking? (99998888, but don't joke like that ever again.)
  - But if you did, do you feel bad about it now? (50, and a little bit of grace, but you still make me sick)

Bots

Do you run a bot? (50, per bot)
- Do you think that last question is unfair because your bot does the work of many? (30)
- Are/Is your bot(s) running right now? (20, for each)
- Did you properly request bot status before running it? (5)
Have you written a bot? (10, for each)
- does your bot have more than 100,000 edits? (500)
- Do other people use your bot software to run their own bots? (30)
- You're lying aren't you? (−100, get a book and start studying!)
Did you learn the Python programming language just to be able to write Wikipedia bots? (20)
- What about Perl? (20)
  - You're lying again aren't you? (−100, and set fire to your pants)
    - Do you already know those languages, and still wrote a bot in them? (20)
      - Do you now feel heavily prejudiced against, because you prefer to use the .NET languages, Java, C++, or another language? (30)
Do you want to run a bot? (5)
Have you ever suggested a job for a bot? (5)
- Was it adopted? (20, and our congratulations!)
Have you ever knowingly run a bot without approval? (−50)
Are you a bot? (2500 to your creator for inventing a bot that can take tests)
- Are you a person, but HAVE created a bot that can take tests? (2500, again)
- ... Or has anybody ever called you a bot? (500)
- ... because you are counting the bot's edits as your own? (−2000)
Do you have more edits than even some of the fairly active bots? (5000)
Do you think you're a bot? (5, and some hours at the psychologist)
Do you make so many edits that you feel like a bot? (50, and a pat on the back)
- Does this constant bot feeling make you feel important knowing that some idiot is going to have do it eventually? (10, we feel for you)
  - Does that feeling keep you from screaming in frustration because you do feel like a bot and now you know why they have bots for the boring things? (25, and a good stress ball)
Do you know what ClueBot is? (5)
- Did you know without clicking the link? (2)
- Or did you cheat? (−10, and you call yourself a wikipediholic...)
- Do you race ClueBot to revert vandalism? (15)
  - Do you beat it? (5)
    - Every time? (7)
  - Or do you wish to beat it, but it's too fast for you? (3)
- Have you beaten ClueBot without the use of tools? (20)
- Did you write ClueBot? (400)

Technical stuff

Do you know how to make italic and bold text? (1)
- Do you use and ? (−3, this is why we use wiki software)
- Do you use and for in-context emphasis, versus '' and ''' (for and ) in cases of purely typographic effects (like italicization of a book title)? (500 for understanding the semantic difference and its importance)
- Do you use ? (−10 for poor usability - most users think underlined text on a Web page is a link)
 - How about <img>? (−5, upload that image and use [[File:...]])
 - <a href ... >? (−10, are you attempting to spam?)
Can you use LaTeX syntax? (10)
- With ease? (60)
- With relative ease? (300)
Are you aware of what syntax such as {{{2|foo}}} does in a template? (40)
Do you know what {{fullurl:Wikipedia|action=raw}}, {{ucfirst:{{padright:wikipedia|10|!}}}}, {{#ifexist:{{SUBJECTPAGENAME}}||{{db-talk}}}}, and {{msgnw:Template:Disambig}} will produce? (30 for each one)
Have you written a helpful monobook script? (200)
- Do you have two or more of these scripts in your own personal monobook? (30)
Have you ever used api.php to find information about Wikipedia pages? (120)
Have you used Wget to find information about Wikipedia pages? (−150, they removed it in the robots.txt!)
- Did you write a script, and then analyzed the results? (50)
  - Was this script a bot? (50)
  - Was this a user script, written in JavaScript? (50)
    - Did you have so many queries per minute, that there was a server error? (−30)
Do you know the difference between substitution and transclusion? (20)
Are you cognizant of the default thumbnail image width for all users? What is it in pixels? (30)
- Are you aware of the recent errors resulting from the use of px in images? (10)
- Do you know where this thumb width value can be changed? (30)
Do you use Wikipedia:Sandbox or your own userspace sandbox to make test edits? (2)
- ... and tell people experimenting in articles to use the sandbox instead? (10)
Do you understand what wfMsgWeirdKey( $wgRequest->getVal( 'msg' ) ) means? (100, don't worry if not, it doesn't really matter)
Did you skip this entire section because you are stupid and didn't understand any of it? (5, ha ha, in your face!)

How Wikipedia has affected you

Physical behavior

Are you not getting enough sleep because of time on Wikipedia? (15, get some shuteye)
Are you not eating because you are too busy taking this test? (15, and a feast that'll fill ten full-grown men for a month)
Are you never at the bathroom because you are too busy on Wikipedia? (5, that explains why you smell like cow manure)
When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry, do you get up and start working on Wikipedia so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (10)
- Did you become so engaged on Wikipedia you forgot to go back to bed? (30)
- ... or did you become so exhausted that you fell asleep while working on Wikipedia? (20)
Have you ever dreamed about Wikipedia? (50)
- More than 50 times? (125)
  - ... everyday? (350)
- Have you ever dreamed about other Wikipedians? (5)
  - ... did the dream involve harassing or otherwise doing something negative to that Wikipedian? (−50, be more nice in your dreams!)
Have you woken up at night to realize you're at your computer editing Wikipedia? (80)
Have you woken up early in order to edit Wikipedia? (10, here kindly mention your local time)
- Before 7 am? (20)
- Before 5 am? (50)
- Before 2 am? (150)
- Before 11 pm? (2000, GO TO BED!!!)
- Before 9 pm? (5000, YOU REALLY NEED SLEEP!!!!!)
- Before 7 pm? (−10000, LIAR!!!)
- Before 3 pm? (−10000, MEGA LIAR!!!)
  - Did you try but fail miserably, since you're not a morning person? (5, at least you tried...)
Do you not care about your dental health because you are too into Wikipedia? (50)
- Do you not visit the dentist, ever, because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (100, go have a Wikibreak now, and brush your teeth immediately)
Are you late to school because you are too busy editing Wikipedia? (-25, show some discipline!)
- Are you a half-hour late? (-10)
- An hour late? (-50)
- Two hours late? (-100)
- One hundred hours late?!?!?! (-10000, LIAR, you're missing two schoolweeks, and then some)
- Really?!?!?!?! (198576, don't speak near me)
Have you stopped eating for a day because you were editing Wikipedia? (70, a wikibreak, and an all you can eat buffet)
- For 2 days? (210)
- For 3 days? (630, and please, just eat now!)
- For a week? (1800, a wikibreak, and eat before you become a WikiAngel)
Do you neglect using the shower because you're always on Wikipedia? (101, and some soap, because your odor is making my nose bleed!)
Do you experience clinical depression, withdrawal, or some other symptoms—albeit minor—when you are unable to use Wikipedia for the time of 7 days? (5)
- 5 days? (10)
- 3 days? (30)
- a day? (80)
- 6 hours? (120)
- 1 hour?!?! (999, get a life, god dang it!!)
  - When you are forced off the wiki for 24 hours, and you are in the process of making a major edit or checking your watchlist, or reading a page, do you experience extreme depression? (20)
    - for 6 hours? (50)
      - for an hour? (100)
        for any amount of time, regardless of its length? (200)
        instantly? (1600, get a doctor - no, better yet, get a psychiatrist - now)
    - Do you weep for half an hour or more? (100)
      - for 6 hours? (50)
      - for a day? (-50, get a life)
Are you distraught because you cannot edit Wikipedia while you take this test? (100)
- ...because you cannot vandalize Wikipedia? (−500 and a block)
- ...or are you editing in another window/tab while simultaneously taking this test? (300, where did you get a screen that big?)
Do you freak out when the power goes out? (20)
- ... or do you kill "server kittens" while on Wikipedia? (−100)
- or you have a laptop and a internet pen drive? (100)
Have you ever been injured/sick and checked the cure for your injury/sickness on Wikipedia? (40)
- More than once? (80)
  - More than ten times? (120)
    - More than 30 times? (280)
      - More than 100 times?! (−500, go see the doctor now)
When facing endeavors in real life, do you think to yourself that "if other Wikipedians have done it, so can I", check the article, and do it as if it were for Wikipedia? (100)
- ... when you're depressed, do you edit Wikipedia to escape? (20)
  - ... does editing make you high? (420)
Have you used Wikipedia to memorize more than 20 digits of an irrational number such as pi (π)? (10)
- ... more than 100 digits? (100)
- ... more than 1000 digits? (1000)
- ... more than 10000 digits? (10000, holy crap...)
- to memorize a word longer than 40 letters? (5)
  - ... longer than 80 letters? (20)
  - ... longer than 120 letters? (50)
    - ... THE LONGEST WORD IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (−2500, LIAR...)
      - REALLY? (7500, holy crap...)
Do you sometimes give "edit summaries" for your real-life actions? (20)
- Do you ever tell your friends about Wikipedia? (100 and good job :D)
Since registering on Wikipedia, have you often run naked around the house singing Traveling Wilburys songs? (−100, go find your pants)
Have you gone legally blind because of editing Wikipedia too much? (1000)
- ... did you start editing just so you could answer "yes" to this question? (−4500, it's not our fault)
- ... did you really start editing right now and have gone blind? (2000, wow...)
Have you ever had a broken bone because of editing Wikipedia too much? (5700, ouch...)
Have you gone insane from editing Wikipedia? (100, go see a psychiatrist)

Social life

Have you ever told someone about your countless edits? (5)
- Did you get so caught up in what you were saying that you didn't notice the person you were talking to walked away? (-5 and a big cork in your mouth)
Do you have a Wikipedia T-shirt (or another Wikipedia product)? (975, because you have to give us money for it)
- More than one? (70)
- Did you like giving us money? (3000, and a barnstar)
- Do you want to send us more money? (9000000, 10 barnstars, and adminship status - if you don't have it yet, of course)
Has someone left you because of Wikipedia? (30)
Is something you have thought was important, such as a social life, career or studies, suffering because you spend so much time on Wikipedia? (50)
- ... have almost all of your friends and acquaintances complained you edit Wikipedia too much? (100)
- ... did you have those friends complain just for the points? (-75)
Do you judge people you know in real life partly or fully on the basis of their Wikipedia contributions? (10)
- Do you think quality of contributions to Wikipedia is an important criterion in choosing a partner for a close relationship? (45, and a crash course in dating)
- Do you think the last two questions are unfair because you are too busy editing Wikipedia to have any friends in real life? (500)
- ... or because they promoted discrimination? (500, plus a peace prize)
Do you argue that contributions to Wikipedia are productive or useful, unlike "wasting time" playing games or watching sports? (10)
- Have you ever argued that contributing to Wikipedia should count as community service or volunteer time? (5)
Have you ever phoned another Wikipedian? (2)
Have you ever met another Wikipedian in real life? (20)
- Is one of your friends a Wikipedian? (10)
Have you ever attended a Wikipedia meetup in real life? (75)
Do you live with another Wikipedian? (40)
- ... are you married to this Wikipedian? (15)
- ... or are you not? (−50, :O I'm telling your spouse!)
Are you in a relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) with another Wikipedian? (30)
- Did you recruit them to Wikipedia by telling them how amazing it is? (50)
  - ... or by telling them how much fun it is to vandalize? (−500)
- ... is this Wikipedian an administrator? (80)
- ... or are they a Wikipedia vandal/troll? (−100)
  - A banned user? (−500)
    - Do you think those last two were unfair, because it's not your fault that they are stupid, immature vandals? (100)
      - If yes to that question, have you tried changing them? (200, and a thanks for trying!)
Have you chosen to edit Wikipedia instead of being intimate with your partner? (25, and professional help)
Has your partner expressed concern that you are cheating on them with the wiki? (30)
Do you promote Wikipedia in person or by mentioning it on Usenet, IRC, forums or message boards, web pages, mail signatures, etc.? (10)
Did you take a language course just to edit Wikipedia in more languages, or to translate Wikipedia articles in other languages to English? (125)
Have you beaten someone up because they tried to prevent you from editing? (5)
- Was the person an administrator? (−50)
  - Was it because the person blocked you? (−100, why were you blocked to begin with?)
- Was the person close to you? (5)
  - Was he/she a friend of yours? (10)
  - Was he/she your spouse? (−30, a big boo to you)
- Was it your psychiatrist? (100, GO TO AN ASYLUM, YOU NEED HELP!!!)
- Was it a cop? (−2000, and assault charges)
- Was it an FBI member? (−5000, you should be destroyed!)
Do you have more friends on Wikipedia than in real life? (80)
Do you get angry when others call Wikipedia worthless and say it's for geeks? (20)
- ...or do you not even care anymore and embrace your geekness? (40, Nice pocket protector)
Do you get upset when people call Wikipedia "Just an Encyclopedia"? (5)
Have you encouraged people with recognized mental disorders or addictions to use WP, claiming its "therapeutic"? (50)
- Have you offered to help such people with their WP article on themselves, claiming its "therapeutic"? (100)
  - Have you attempted to present a paper on the therapeutic effects of Wikipedia to a peer reviewed journal or conference? (200)
    - Is your Ph.D. thesis on the therapeutic effects of Wikipedia, despite your having recognized problematic behaviors related to (your) editing of Wikipedia? (1000, and revocation of license to practice psychotherapy in your state/province)
Do you regularly use Wikipedia as a metaphor for life ("Hmmm, I shouldn't have gone to a level three warning there")? (50)
- Are you angered by people who try to end their lives, as a metaphor for vandalism? (20)
Do you answer many questions with "Sorry, that's non-notable"? (50)
- Do you then make articles about the subjects of those questions (−1, they were non-notable...)
Does this image depress you? (10)
- When you saw this image, did you form hives? (-10, and a doctor)
  - If so, were you too far into editing and didn't bother to do anything about them? (9)
    - Did you not do anything just for the points? (-9, and a HA!)
Did you know there is a Wikipedia:Trading card game? (50)
- Are you/Did you help design the game? (1000)
  - Do you plan on buying the game? (2000)
    - Do you own the game? (−1000000 for lying − the game is still being developed!)

Computing habits

Do you have a Wikipedia keyword or search plugin for your browser? (2)
Have you ever spent more than 15 minutes making one edit? (5)
- ... more than 30 minutes? (10)
- ... more than an hour? (25)
- ... more than 2 hours? (75)
- ... more than 3 hours? (120)
- ... more than 5 hours? (300)
- ... more than 8 hours? (1200, learn to make up your mind.)
- ... more than 24 hours? (1234, really...it takes that long to make 1 single edit?)
- ... 72 hours?!?! (−5000, creating whole, fifty-thousand word pages doesn't count!)
  - ... Really?!??!? (789, that is one long edit.)
- ... 168 hours????????!!!!!!!!!! (−7891, it does NOT take a whole WEEK to make an edit!!!)
  - ... REALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (1234, you need a LONG wikibreak)
- ... 720 hours?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (−50000, it does NOT take a whole MONTH to make an edit!!!!!!!!)
  - ... did you get logged off? (30)
  - ... did you lose connection? (500)
  - ... did you accidentally shut down the computer before saving the edit? (25)
Do you subscribe to a Wikipedia mailing list? (15 for each one)
- Do you actually read the posts to that mailing list? (2)
Have you donated money to Wikimedia Foundation? (40)
- Have you wanted to, but been too young or poor to do so? (20, it's the thought that counts anyway)
Have you ever thought about editing a non-Wikipedia webpage? (4)
- Have you ever looked for the edit button? (50)
  - Did you actually find it? (−1, wow...)
  - Or did you not find it because it was labeled change instead? (−10, that's cheap)
    - Because you switched back to Wikipedia without noticing? (20)
      - Or because it was another wiki? (−1)
      - ... a blog? (−1)
        ... or do you argue that you haven't edited your blog in over a year because you're so busy editing Wikipedia? (15)
Do you instinctively search for the "history" of a webpage to see recent changes? (10)
Do you save offline copies of long pages (i.e., WP:AN, WP:RFAR, WP:MAGIC) or the mailing list so you can read them later when you are offline? (5)
Do you save offline copy of this page? (50)
Have you ever looked for the edit button upon seeing red letters on a VCR/DVD player's display? (15)
Have you ever read an online news article or headline, spotted a mistake, and looked for the edit tag so you could fix the mistake on MoS grounds? (10)
- After realizing that such articles are not in the Wikipedia namespace, do you consider logging in or creating an account so that you can fix the error? (5)
Do you have the Wikipedia widget on your Dashboard, or on a Google desktop? (20)
Do you use Wikimedia-related IRC channels? (8, for each you frequent)
Have you ever signed a real e-mail, forum post, or any other message not associated with Wikipedia with ~~~~? (10)
- more than 50 times? (50)
  - ... always? (180)
- And the recipient wasn't irritated? (15)
  - ... because they're Wikipedians also? (10)
- Have you actually written a Greasemonkey script that transliterates those four successive tildes to assure to have a proper signature at least when mailing from your web based mail-service? (25)
  - Or do you sign your posts by hand, integrating your Wikipedia signature into the message? (10)
    - Were you angry that the forum or email did not support wiki syntax? (25)
  - Or even compiled your own version of Firefox to do so? (36, you should send it to Mozilla)
Are you opposed to Britannica and all other encyclopedias because Wikipedia is better? (8)
- Are you in support of Britannica? (−999, TRAITOR!)
  - ... but you think Wikipedia is better? (999, I give the points back at you, sorry)
Has your touch-typing improved due to Wikipedia? (5)
Has your typing rate at least doubled because of Wikipedia? (10)
Have you created a custom keyboard layout to make editing easier (such as to quickly type an em dash)? (20)
Have you ever edited one of our sister projects? (5, for each project)
- Are you currently blocked on the project you vandalize? (−500)
  - Is that block indefinite? (−1000)
- Are you an active contributor to that project? (10, for each project)
  - Are you an administrator on that project? (50, for each project)
    - Are you a bureaucrat on that project? (200, for each one)
- Do you have accounts on at least 10 different wikis? (50)
- Have you added Leet spelling to articles, even if you are confused by it? (−1337, most of the world's population can't understand it)
  - Have you edited the Leet article? (1337, way to go!)
- Do you spend an inordinate amount of time trawling articles to ensure American/British/Canadian spellings are only used in appropriate articles? (5)
Have you used Wikipedia so much that you've developed frequent headaches? (10)
- poor posture? (15)
- ... are these headaches severe? (50)
- ... do you have one right now? (30)
Do you get excited when you get to add a new service award to your userpage? (10)
Do you hate computer lag while editing? (100)
- Is your computer lagging right now (200, and clean your hard drive)
Have you broken a keyboard from editing Wikipedia? (100, and a new keyboard)

The rest of the world

Have you ever edited Wikipedia in a language that is not used in the country you live in? (10)
- ... in two or more? (20)
- ... in five or more? (50)
- Have you taken this test in a language that is not used in the country you live in? (100)
Have you written or read for Wikipedia to improve your foreign language skills? (50)
Did you stop using your expensive CD-ROM encyclopedia and use Wikipedia for everything instead? (12)
- Or you have never used a CD-ROM encyclopedia in the first place (−20)
Have you ever submitted an assignment for work or school that cited Wikipedia? (6)
- Despite being told not to use Wikipedia or not to use encyclopedias? (12)
- Did it cite an article that you had edited? (10)
  - Did you make the edit after getting the assignment? (10)
  - ... created? (25)
  - ... more than 10 articles? (40)
- And did the teacher give you a bad grade, because he/she is biased against Wikipedia? (10)
  - Do you think this is unfair? (15)
    - Did you lobby the school administrators to change this? (20)
      - Did it successfully change? (100, and a pat on the back from several other students)
    - or do you use your school computer time to play games instead of research? (−30)
      - ... even if most games are blocked? (−100)
      - ... do you hack the school's censorship network to bypass the block and play games? (−200)
      - or is Wikipedia blocked? (10, we feel your pain, buddy....)
        Have you written to the IT department at your school asking them to unblock Wikipedia? (50)
        Did they do it? (100)
        
        or if they replied that it's blocked because of vandalism, did you inform them that they could ask any Wikipedia administrator to softblock the school's IP address to prevent vandalism rather than blocking the site entirely? (50)
        Did they follow your instructions? (100)
        
        Do you hack into the censorship system to use Wikipedia? (100, just be aware of the abuse staff that could be watching)
      - Do you hang a huge banner with a Wikipedia logo on the wall of your classroom to protest this? (200)
      - Did you request a class change over it? (500)
- Or did he/she give you a good grade due to the quality of your content (50)
Do you often encounter Wikipedia-related items cited somewhere? (10)
Has a teacher ever used something in their lesson that you know was definitely taken on Wikipedia (like being on the wrong language, say, using British English instead of American English)? (5)
- ... and did this inspire you to create something that they could potentially use in their lesson? (15)
  - ... and they used it? (50)
- ...and this is the same teacher who publicly denounced Wikipedia during class? (5, for having a teacher with a double-standard)
Have you ever used any of your non-Wikipedia work as a source in Wikipedia? (0, for vanity)
- Was it a legitimate reliable source? (50)
- Did that work cite the article in question? (−50, for circular reference)
  - Did you invent a time machine to make the circular reference legit? (1000, plus a patent)
Have you ever seen some of your work from Wikipedia published in a newspaper or other form of press? (50, points for each occurrence)
- Do you become extremely excited when Wikipedia is mentioned on TV? (30)
Do you buy or borrow books to help you write or edit articles on subjects you know very little about? (20)
Have you ever bought a CD, movie, video game, or other image or multimedia recording so you can write the article, scan the cover and upload it to Wikipedia? (10)
When you applied for community service, did you volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (15)
- Have you ever thought about applying for community service to volunteer to "revert vandalism"? (20)
Have you tried to revert your actions, after you realized they were wrong, but found out they couldn't be reverted? (12)
Have you listed your work on Wikipedia on your curriculum vitae or résumé? (10)
- Or will you do it when you apply for a job or university in the future? (8)
- Did you put an edit summary on your résumé? (50)
- Did you sign your résumé with ~~~~ at the end? (20)
  - Got turned down because of it? (30)
  - Got the job because of it? (50, I want your job)
    - Because the job interviewer was a wikipedian himself? (50)
Do you believe that nearly all of your success in your workplace or school comes from information gained on Wikipedia? (8)
When you see vandalism in real life, do you think "These must be the type of people that vandalize Wikipedia"? (2)
- Or do you think "They must be the type of people who vandalize Wikipedia"? (25)
Have you ever edited this test just to correct the grammar or put in a question with correct grammar? (35)
Have you ever recommended Wikipedia to any of your real family or friends? (4)
- Did they join Wikipedia and contribute? (8, for each person)
  - Or do they vandalize abusively? (−20)
    - Did you revert their actions? (20)
    - Did they create an abusive system of sockpuppets? (−50)
      - Did you delete their vandal articles and/or block them? (75)
Do you rarely see the real world because of Wikipedia? (250)
- Do you argue that Wikipedia is your "real world"? (5000, and a life)
[[Do]] [[You]] [[Ever]] [[Write]] [[Like]] [[This]][[?]] (100, and a red link)
Have you ever tried to do [http://This?] in real life? (404, and an HTTP 404 Error)
Have you ever put <nowiki></nowiki> around your text that looks like [[This?]] (1000, and a Code eraser)
Have you ever put coding in your writing? (500)

Wikipedia knowledge and opinion

Do you love Wikipedia? (10, of course you do!)
Do you know who Jimbo Wales is? (15)
- Do you not care who Jimbo Wales is? (−500, and you call yourself a Wikipediholic)
- Do you know someone in real life who also knows who Jimbo Wales is? (20)
- If you don't know who he is, did you just look for his article? (5)
- ... do you argue that his name is really Jimmy "Jimbo" Donald Wales? (10)
- Has he ever talked to you on your user talk page? (60)
  - Or are you a Jimbo Wales, just not the Jimbo Wales? (25)
    - ... because you changed your legal name to that of your idol? (−100, stalker)
    - ... since you want to be like him someday? (110, Good luck)
    - ... or are you THE Jimbo Wales? (−2000, poser!)
      - ... really? (5000, we love you man!)
  - Or are you a Jummy Jumbo Whale because you never get any exercise because you are always on Wikipedia? (100, plus a Wikibreak for some exercise)
- Have you met Jimbo Wales in real life? (1000, say hello to him for me!)
Do you know what WoW stands for? (30)
- Did you click on the link just so you could say yes? (−25)
  - Did you click on the link anyway, even though you knew? (10)
- Do you argue that this question isn't fair because WoW also refers to World of Warcraft? (10)
  - Do you think World of Warcraft is better than Wikipedia? (−10, traitor!)
Do you know where the Wikimedia Foundation is based? (10)
- Do you live near it? (200)
  - Did you move there to get the points? (1000 and a moving van)
Do you know when Wikipedia was founded? (2)
- ...or did you have to look it up after reading the previous question? (−1000)
  - ... with Google? (−10000, TRAITOR!)
    - ...or because you knew Wikipedia would be the first hit? (11000)
Do you know who founded Wikipedia? (hint: see one of the previous questions of this section) (20)
Have you ever thought about the social impact of Wikipedia? (10)
- Have you ever been asked about it in an interview (e.g. for a newspaper)? (25)
Do you think Wikipedia will be better than every other encyclopedia soon? (8)
- ... or you think it is already better than every other encyclopedia? (18)
  - ... because you can change the spelling of the last word in the last question to "encyclopædia"? (2)
Do you consider Wikipedia to be the closest thing to a precursor for "the computer" in Star Trek? (5)
Do you ever use Wikipedia to resolve a dispute outside of Wikipedia? (40)
- Did you lose because your information was incorrect or not from a verifiable source? (−40)
  - Did you go back and correct the article? (50)
  - ... do you realize this question makes no sense? (1)
Have you ever cheered out loud when you look at the updates on the Wikipedia Awareness Statistics? (5)
Have you ever written a book about Wikipedia? (300)
- Was it notable enough to get a Wikipedia article? (100)
  - Did you write the article? (30, but check WP:COI)
    - ... then have someone correct a slip you made in the article? (5)
  - Did you write a book about that article? (500, but look for more productive subject matter)
    - Did that book end up with an article? (200)
      - Was it deleted immediately for non-notability? (−200)
  - Did you call the book Main Page? (−200, for making disambiguation a mess)
- Are you really mad about the fact that you wrote an entire book about Wikipedia yet got only 300 points? (4700, here, have the rest of them)
Do you know how many users Wikipedia has? (10)
- ... or do you protest to the above question because the number of users changes every minute? (5)
  - ... but then you realize you don't need to know the exact number of users (estimation) to answer yes to the above question? (5)
Do you think you deserve to be labeled a Wikipediholic just for taking the hour needed to take this test? (10)
- Did you click on any wikilinks while taking this test? (1, each)
  - Did you improve any of those wikilinks? (5, each)
  - Did you vandalize any of those wikilinks? (−100, each)
  - Did you vandalize this test? (−1000)
- Do you know approximately how often a new user account is created? (5)
- Have you ever made up a name for Wikipedia users? (10)
  - a song? (20)
    - ... is this song stuck in your head and you have no idea where the tune came from? (40)
Is Wikipedia the best source of info you know? (10)
Do you support Wikipedia in all situations? (10)

Interpreting your score

Please round your score to the nearest interval. Scores in red are negative, black is positive, green is zero. If you thought the red text signified broken links, and were about to attempt fixing them, add 100 to your score. If you found out that they are actually clikable and DID fix them add 250. If you realised they weren't clikable after all because the person before you fixed it and you fixed it back again add another 500. Add another 500 if you just pressed the undo button on the page history. And you can remove 1000 if you actually made a red link. Add 1000 if you fixed that red link. Add 2000 if you found out that you didn't make a red link, but a question.

Score	Result
−999,999,999 and below	You answered yes to the question "Do you hate Wikipedia?" You are now banned permanently. PERMANENTLY!!! Or maybe you vandalized Wikipedia at least 25 times.
−100,000	You are an extremely evil/abusive vandal/troll, a wikiterrorist, a liar who calls him or her self "The Jimbo Wales", or you thought this test was a complete/total/utter waste of time.
−70,000	You created a whole entire system of sockpuppets used to vandalize Wikipedia to evade your indefinite block. Lose 20 000 points.
−50,000	You are really bad at math and missed this section of results. Lose 10 000 points.
−10,000	You are a really evil vandal.
−5,000	You always do WP:BLP violations, lots of edit-warring, and about 50% to 65% of your edits are vandalism.
−2,000	You are an evil vandal.
−1,000	You are a vandal or you have no intention of helping Wikipedia.
−100	You don't know what Wikipedia is or you have been blocked before.
0	This score is actually possible even though some Wikipedians might disagree.
1	You are a newbie or you have never edited.
100	You only answered question #1 and were too lazy to continue. Or you're just checking if the automated tool works.
250	You are a newbie who has a Wikipediholic friend (lucky!)
500	You are an IP address user or a sock puppet with few edits.
750	You are an average new contributor.
1,000	A well-balanced attitude that may benefit by spending more time on Wikipedia.
1,500	You have normal experience with Wikipedia.
2,000	Congratulations, you are in the optimal range for editing with Wikipedia!
2,500	You are slightly overdoing yourself. Take a wikibreak for a few days.
3,000	You are addicted to Wikipedia.
3,500	You are highly addicted to Wikipedia. Please take a break.
4,000	You are heavily addicted to Wikipedia and are showing symptoms of Wikipediholism.
4,500	You are a Wikipediholic.
5,000	You are at the stage of advanced Wikipediholism. If you are not an Administrator, please become one now.
5,500	You are at the stage of severe Wikipediholism and may be having some symptoms of arthritis in both hands from editing Wikipedia. Please see a doctor.
6,000	A dialysis machine is ready to take out the overdose of wikipedihol from your body, please see a doctor immediately.
6,500	Warning, continuation of editing can cause some mental alterations. Please cease editing immediately.
7,000	The effects of Wikipediholism have begun manifesting into your brain. You are capable of making edits faster than a bot.
7,500	The effects of Wikipediholism are running through all your veins. Other users are mistaking you for a bot, trying to re-program you for other tasks. Watch yourself!
8,000	The effects of Wikipediholism have affected you spiritually. You incorporate Wikipedian standards... religiously.
9,000	Congratulations! You have somehow produced a wiki-like radiation field around you. Any unsuspecting people in range will instantly know about Wikipedia, granting them an immediate score of 250.
10,000	Oh my... You now reek from the effects of Wikipediholism. Anyone who comes near you will instantly feel the urge to run to the nearest computer and edit Wikipedia relentlessly, even if they haven't used it before. "Wiki-wiki wah-wah!" is your slogan.
12,500	Please take the time from your busy edits to read the following, Don't forget: Breathing doesn't intrude on your ability to edit, so do so regularly to prevent fainting and reducing the amount of time you can spend on Wikipedia.
15,000	Only the world's best psychiatrist, physiologist and witch doctor combined can cure your Wikipediholism at this stage. Normally you would get off of Wikipedia and go find those people... Normally...
25,000	The effects of Wikipediholism at this stage cannot be cured. Please stop. If you continue to edit Wikipedia with such vigor, you will indirectly block others from editing.
50,000	A higher power has taken interest in your editing, and wishes to grant you an uncanny power to make all the edits you want to in the blink of the eye. You turn this down, claiming that it will make you redundant from making edits on Wikipedia.
100,000	You discover the cure for cancer, world peace and teleportation by making the right links through all of the edits that you have made. Unfortunately, this is original research, and you can't leave your computer to take the proper actions, so no one finds out about it.
250,000	You are the ultimate Wikipediholic! Congratulations! Now, get back to editing (What are you doing here? Work!)
500,000	You are better than the ultimate Wikipediholic, you must be proud! Start editing (We don't pay you for no reason? Go on! Work! Work like you've never worked before!!!)
1,000,000	Jimbo, god of all Wikipediholics! We love you, man!
1,000,001	More points than Jimbo! Good for you, but out of scope for Wikipedia :P.
9,999,999 and above	Yay! Ultimate Legendary Super Unbelievable Wikipedia Addiction! Destroy the world with me, Wikipediholic!

You can use the {{User Wikipediholic}} template to display your score on your user page. ({{User Wikipediholic|score|-}})